Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Fast Fish

A dozen babies have been sighted streaking at light speed about the tank. I am pouring mass quantities of food aid into the tank for the bigger fish. UN Peace Keeping forces were requested but they recommended Family Services. Family Services insisted the courts should be contacted in cases of cannibalism. The Fish Police arrived but couldn't take any of the bigger fish into custody because they couldn't find any bodies.

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